Dowtown in Mill Creek, WA

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/14/2016 at 22:18 • Filed to: Mexican?

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All of these are parked right in front of the Mexican restaurant we ate at. A Mexican restaurant which featured soft lighting, wood everything, and exactly zero Mexicans on staff. Yep, that’s Mill Creek...

Camera doesn’t show it, but that 4Runner is matte tan. Looked really good.

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:19

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Never eat at a Mexican restaurant that Mexicans don't go to.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:19

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Why do you need [ethnicity] to cook [ethnicity] food?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:28

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You have to check out Cafe Veloce or there's a real good Mexican joint near me.

Sam > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 22:30

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Because they do it best, usually family recipes and techniques passed down through generations. Real Mexican restaurants are always better than fake ones.

For Sweden > Sam 01/14/2016 at 22:30

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That makes it sound like they are magic

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 22:31

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He said none were on staff; not that none were customers

shop-teacher > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 22:32

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Who said it's not?

For Sweden > shop-teacher 01/14/2016 at 22:34

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People who reject the mystical foreigner trope

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 22:34

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None were customers. This is a white, golf club town.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:36

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End food ethnicity mixing?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 22:42

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You’re misunderstanding what’s happening. There’s nothing Mexican, culinary-wise or anything, about this place.

Behold:

http://www.azullounge.com/

Excellent white people food though

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:44

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Ah yes. I thought so. Not bad but not in any way authentic.

DoYouEvenShift > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 22:44

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Like a Cuban cigar made in Taiwan. Probably not the same.

Note: I know nothing of cigars, Ive never smoked. Just making convo....I miss Mexican food

For Sweden > DoYouEvenShift 01/14/2016 at 22:45

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Considering Taiwan does not have Cuba’s climate and environment for growing tobacco, you’re probably right.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:46

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#BanWhitePeople2016?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 01/14/2016 at 22:47

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Their brunch was incredible. But sprinkling cilantro on eggs benedict... not so authentic.

Was just weird because we got invited out for mexican food (which I admittedly don’t like as much as most people, but a good fajita is the shit), and we walk into this place. I ordered the Bacon Benedict.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:49

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I feel like you’d have a lot to photograph if you came to my neck of the woods.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/14/2016 at 22:52

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Are there Tercels and Topaz’?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:52

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I had something there with pumpkin and chorizo. It was like a hot baby food taco.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:53

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I’m sure somewhere you could find one.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 01/14/2016 at 22:54

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You ordered something vaguely “exotic.” You silly man, you should have ordered the WASP food like me

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/14/2016 at 22:54

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Probably the local junkyard :(

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 22:56

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I know of one Tercel that works at a business near me, come to think of it. It’s in great shape too. 4x4 wagon.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/14/2016 at 22:58

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TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:04

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My dentist is in that plaza.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/14/2016 at 23:06

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LynnHOOD!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:14

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You have clearly never been to where I live if that’s all it takes to be interesting.

No offense intended.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/14/2016 at 23:18

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I used to work in Medina and Clyde Hill. I’ve seen enough.

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 23:23

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If none are on staff, none are eating there.

Source: I'm a Texan

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:24

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My area is probably even weirder. It’s a mix of nice new cars and tons of weird old jalops. Lots of wagons, too. So many wagons.

garagemonkee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:25

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“Downtown” Mill Creek.

Also, don’t forget there’s the Whole Foods right there, too.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > garagemonkee 01/14/2016 at 23:26

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And a Central Market!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:27

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It’s like how in a nearby town (very much like this one) contains all WASPs and had an Asian restaurant. I went in there (the food wasn’t bad) and was greeted by a bunch of white people wearing this awful Chinese cultural hat for birthday pictures. Good god....and I would be ashamed to eat there again.

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 23:28

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Texans are known for their history of good decision making, like the Alamo and Confederacy

garagemonkee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:31

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Oh, that’s what it is. I get those two mixed up cause I can’t afford shit at either of them. haha.

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 23:36

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The Battle of the Alamo was pivotal in the success of the latter Battle of San Jacinto. Without the reduction in numbers caused by the favorable kill ratio inflicted by the fort’s defenders, the surprise attack would not have been successful.

As for our part in the Confederacy, yeah, we fucked up there.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > garagemonkee 01/14/2016 at 23:36

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Yeah, Winco or bust for me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/14/2016 at 23:37

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Was the food okay?

For Sweden > PatBateman 01/14/2016 at 23:39

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Then my second example is signing Matt Cassel

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:40

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Mention me. They’ll tell you I’m the one who used up all their anesthesia for a quarter of my mouth.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:41

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The food was subpar, but they actually listened when I said I wanted less salt. The slight reason why you don't like to go to a Mexican restaurant applies to me in the case of Panda Express. I refuse to go in the grounds I would view it as sacrilegious to myself and my own culture

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/14/2016 at 23:42

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I think I still get novocaine. Nothing like a fresh stabbing needle in your gums nomnomnom

PatBateman > For Sweden 01/14/2016 at 23:46

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That’s Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones is from Arkansas.

I'm putting that one on Ar-Kansas.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2016 at 23:50

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Yeah that thing. Whatever it is that makes me feel like Rocky afterwards.

DoYouEvenShift > For Sweden 01/15/2016 at 00:12

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/gawker

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > TheHondaBro 01/15/2016 at 06:39

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